Laughs dr.dre monster beats

fedmac2l9 · Wysłany: Pon 9:04, 14 Mar 2011 Temat postu: Laughs dr.dre monster beats

1, the bowl fell off, big a scar
2, a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you think it is dying it!
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, said: XXX, you gave me to stand on the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drove, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked:
6, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the A?
I: Chemistry. . .
7, in the cafe, a student suddenly raised their hands, shouted:
8, our hostel to go pee a man drunk and then brought out a cold words: urinary drank too much wine on the particularly high.
9, buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too expensive, five dollars samgun it. Boss: No no.
10, friends asked my computer configuration, I said, is the color of the display. (Wanted to say that LCD's)
11, junior high school variety show, grab answer session.
Judge: players to answer in the.
host said,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting
13,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], go to school one day when a phone call to me, the students gave me complete access, said:
I received a telephone call one side of it casually said:
14, high school students (a boy) into the cool noodle toss of her hair: ... in the end you still have to noodle onion??
15, has a bedroom, the students called me mom, I used to say the
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite shouted:
17, and Li Ning shoes to my sister, my sister an opening:
18, one time I took my roommates in the stomach, she cried:
19, each high school send a badge. . Time to check before, went to the classroom teacher shouted, everyone is driving a bra to wear to Tzara. . Silent. . .
20, at school over the weekend to go home after dinner cravings, plan an excuse to go for a walk. Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something:
21, one Education Bureau visited calisthenics, after the announcement of the physical education teacher should be
22, a high school teacher surnamed Jiang, exactly like the Law Ka Ying (Journey to the West Monkey's speech), I ask him a question, blurted out:
23, with a colleague, one day I was driving on the road flat tire, and asked where there is inflation, and colleagues said:
24, with a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub, was furious:
25, once I see my sister in the paint Uncle Tai Po, suddenly cried out:
26, the teacher left work, I will not do to copy someone else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said:
27, once we go to Huangshan tour, tour guide just introduced to: hundred ladder that year Liu Xiaoqing's attractions. A man suddenly blurted out our group:
28, several female students that come to my house to play, I'll get water, they open the DVD player to see the film, I have heard in the back room is Cantonese, and then I yelled transfer under acoustic, acoustic wrong, suddenly speechless, I am a purple face,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a rainbow nearly fainted ~ ~ ~ ~
29, even high school, after school and even go home with MM, the school gate to see a sell barbecue, MM said eat offal because previous grill more, even afraid of the boss can not hear, so even shouted said: Even huge embarrassment. . . The most embarrassing is that even MM then asked, .
30, mm call me and my quarrel, and she was very large volume of the TV, I was tired, and loudly said:
31, students eat breakfast the morning and one of only bun filling, and another eat the skin. We are wasting the time that they eat the filling of two students to the words,
32, said that a true story, the car factory work, MM asked me: my computer to die, always die. I said: Then you go back and look up to see the virus, remember to update anti-virus software. MM: Oh. Early next morning,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the car see also MM, even casually asked the sentence: checked yet? How? Then. . . . . . . . . MM said something out loud: I'm furious, check for a long time, saying it was not (plum) poisoning. You say how good ah? ? ? At that time the cold ah. . . . Memory, especially now the new
33, my dorm to call a classmate from high school, he said, whom, I say in, and then said thank you
34, before people come to my aunt guest, just the door. Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She hastened to greet customers, said:
35, before we have a teacher of political economy, especially like McCain! One time about a strong dollar. He was saying,
36, University of military training, the instructors screaming, said: use your next light (corner of my eye) alignment ~ ~ ~ ~ Oumen want to laugh and not laugh, the sad ah ....
37, female students and her cousin invited me to dinner, during which I eat, I do not know how to be committed the following error: hilarious out. .
38, units of work in the morning we have a car shuttle, because the car is not on one occasion, not a seat on the bus mm, sitting next to me stood up for a busy male colleagues, she was greeted warmly and said: one, you sit on my ass!
39, previously addicted to online games, often mixed in the cafes Byrne killing, after the end of the semester, and a bunch of buddies back home, the train is about to open, and we have not found the site, and sometimes radical language,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], said:
40, before boarding time, on the bottom bunk. A mobile phone to a charger. But a bed to an outlet, put a reading lamp can not charge the reason that, A top of the charger plugged into the B. B night to listen to music, see the A's Charger roared:
41, when the University, a student and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid!
42, I have a buddy to go blind, we asked him how he came back, buddy say: this girl really rough. Point to a meal at noon, 2 people went into a beef noodle restaurants, the girl cried for Master: Hey, to pull the 2 bowls of ramen chef ~ ~ ~ wrote: you eat it? I pull to eat.
43, a child ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New to the ice,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters)
44, roommates quickly with hot water heating, water, open, that fellow was leisurely reading holy places did not move, it could not stand and he began: Fifteen seconds later added: Thorough boiling water over half a minute, crashed to splash out to. . . Toward a thick book even fly over the head!!! ~
45, the high 3:00 us to teach mathematics teacher ... He gave us review when the time ~ every drawing, painting ray cried when ~ ~ ~ ~ `to students optimistic about, ah, ah ~ ~ I shot
46. Hengshan college time to play, when the mountain to climb by half, when Xie Hui tired of trying to see the roadside to buy souvenirs of the old lady there, opening up and asked: ......
47. on the self-study time,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], we are looking at review, GG on the MM, said: (touch) me! ! MM can not stand the results, shouting, teachers do you think I do not want to (touch) Mo him, and he insisted I (touch) Mo ~ ~ ~! ! !
48. One day the students went home for lunch, a drink, her father suddenly came in and wanted to cry uncle, and the result was wrong, said: Big smile to die
help students
49. my colleague dispute with people, anxious mouth to the sentence
50. primary school, a very nasty boys looking for me, by rubber, and I did not hesitate, he stalker, then I took all the strength howling the words, the students quiet down immediately,,,.
51. a ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: Give me one week cut the stick
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