True Religion Crops On Sale To Boldly Gonzo

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Remember diagramming sentences? I never liked the clinical way grammar teachers used to hack off parts and slash lines though thoughts, turning them into something eerily similar to algebraic equations. I recall even then a physical urge to run up and rescue bold adverbs from the discomfiture of diagonal dangling off of rump predicates. These, the warrior souls of our language,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
Give forth the Gonzo Report. Vividly told tales inspire and explain the wildness inside us all. This is the free spirit of America,
Roll me around in: suddenly; always; bravely; brightly; fast; first; clearly; daily; defiantly; only; often; now; gracefully; happily; fiercely; fast; shyly; unexpectedly; madly; more.
Verily yes, I today maintain that adverbs are life’s love handles. Sure, you can grope a noun, flirt with clauses,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], pretend that the preposition is actually doing it for you, but let’s set fakery aside. It’s the how that makes the howl. It’s the way an action is executed or approached that gives it style, mystery, and lingering appeal. Some things just need to be felt to be understood. Scratch that. I’d happily abstain from greater understanding in exchange for a bit more feeling in ― and out ― of this world.
Sip the wine and cork the adjectives. Rain down adverbs! Tell me what the taste did to your tongue,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], not what was sitting in the soil when grapes were picked. Tell me what happened to you on the way to holding that glass in your hand. Take me on a trip upon your magic swirling ship.